Friday, July 31, 2009

H1N1

Beware of H1N1. Otherwise you will end up like these people.





Sunday, July 26, 2009

Test Thing

Fine. I shall fill you all in. Although I don't think I really need to, since you all already know what happened today, having been there together with me.

But I like to think our blog is not only read by us alone, but other people from foreign countries like Czechoslovakia and Kazakhstan and Cote D'Ivoire or somewhere like that.

Then again, maybe just us.

Okay. So today was some test-thing for all the stew-dents of The Mighty HRB. Including SNAWD. Which also means a bunch of n00bs. First HRB The Mighty met us, that is Julie, Wei Yoong, Hui Ping the Strange One, and yours truly, at some restaurant called Gao Ren Guan. @@ inoerite. For tall people only. Had lunch with Auntie Jie Jie and Gwen and HRB He-Who-Is-Mighty.

Okay. Let me take some time off to explain why I call The Mighty HRB's wife Auntie Jie Jie.

Cos one day I said "Hello Auntie." And she said "Yer, Auntie like so old." But I didn't feel right about calling her Jie Jie, because it's so informal, and has no limes. Hahaha. Limes is Kenny's word for li mao. As in, manners. So I call her Auntie Jie Jie.

Anyway, Gwyn was so cute! She was wearing this mini-version of the white uniform the students wear, with PINK shoes. I think she likes me now, cos she doesn't run away from me any more. The speed at which she runs away from Wei Yoong, however, is another matter.

So we discussed what to do at the exam and off we went. Julie is a *marvelous* driver. U-turns like mad and makes lorry drivers scowl at her.

Okay. So the exam went okay-okay. Then when it was time to move the carpet out, we discovered how blistering hot it was. Like that time where we went to the fishing carnival in some ulu area and our shoes nearly melted to the ground. Remember? The one where I tried to throw a stick at the audience because it was so HOT.

Okay. I kid you not. It was searing hot. My feet have got grill marks now. Like steak. Woah. Also I thought I was going to faint under the sun, like those girls in movies who go "Oooh.." and fall over. There are really no words to describe how frigging unbelievably hot it was.

And I was also afraid my pants were going to tear. Xiang Ting says my muscles grew bigger.

Yeah. Muscles. Sure. Uh. Muscles. Definitely.

Anyway, we all did well today, especially those who did a full set today. But most of all,

CONGRATULATIONS JULIE!!!!
for earning honorable mention from HRB The Mighty!
*cheers*


After that we rolled up the carpet and moved it back inside. Wouldn't be surprised if the carpet melted from the heat, too. Hung around with Mangkuk Boy, Julzz, Hui Ping, Wen Kah and teacher after that for a bit, just talking and going over the day's events.

Then we broke it up, and Mangkuk and I ran to pull our moms away from away from each other before they, oh, I don't know, revealed my plans for world domination maybe?

Home we went! Golly. What a nice long post, no? Piccies are below, courtesy of Amelia. And her red-eye inducing camera.

I am also led to believe Mangkuk Boy Wei Yoong is witholding a substantial number of photos in his camera. Especially from the Wilayah Games.

Give me them.

test?


people!!! Julie tells time with her finger.. how cool is that???!!! haha..
here are the photos for the testing thingi.. i bet nat will fill you guys up with details..=)










Saturday, July 25, 2009

Shoutout!!

me suddenly thought of snawd while day dreaming...so me wants to shout to snawd....

Me LOOOVESS SNAWD so muchy!!!

lets go hang out again soon =)

The pact

snawdians... future snawdians.. lets make a pact...
conditions is:
  1. to be forever one big happy family..
  2. forever bffs.. haha
  3. never lose touch
  4. call when you get back from where ever you are..
  5. never abandon this blog
  6. be there for each other always
So what do you guys think??

What SNAWD Has Taught Me

SNAWD has taught me:

1. How to make the lamest jokes, but still laugh.
2. How to continue laughing at the same joke weeks later.
3. How to make fun of myself.
4. How to be made fun of.
5. How to bathe very, very fast. But not as fast as Wei Yoong, the Mangkuk One.
6. How to scold people. But not as well as Julie, She Who Is Pro At Scolding.
7. How to make stupid faces.
8. The value of life.
9. The value of friends.
10. How to kick @$$.
11. How to be serious.
12. How to live life.
13. How to complain a little bit, but not as much as Amelia, She Who Cari Pasal.
14. How to live life.
15. What real love feels like.

I don't know lah. I was just acting on Amelia's suggestion in the cbox. What has SNAWD taught you? And I must admit that since yesterday,

I AM IN LOVE WITH SHAUN...
...'s new routine.

Gotcha there, didn't I? Admit it...a little bit. I saw his new routine, and even though it isn't very polished yet, I can't wait to see how good it looks. It is a fine, fine piece of work.

Tomorrow is our test! Jeng jeng jeng... It's my fourth year this year under The Mighty HRB and sometimes I look back and I can hardly believe that n00b waving her arms like an octopus in some effort to keep up with the Mighty HRB was me.

Also, have I mentioned that I have a CRIPPLING FEAR OF THE MIGHTY HRB? Okay, maybe I have. But I just need to say it out loud, so powerful is my fear.

You know what? I think maybe sometimes we take HRB The Mighty for granted. Maybe sometimes we do things but we don't think about how it affects him. Like the butterfly effect. The theory of how one sweep of a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane. Really.

I guess we just need to be a little more careful in what we do, or say, or even think...I swear, sometimes it's like Teacher can read minds. Yaaah!!

Anyway, I just wanted to mention that I agree entirely with Amelia's pact. Whee!

Friday, July 24, 2009

janisse is officially resigned

hey guys, i'm not taking part in National Championship ald.. due to college timetable..
there're some stuff i wanna give away..

- 1 paded knee guard
- 1 normal knee guard
- 1 wrist guard
and i'm selling my sword bag for RM 30

anyone interested, pls call me at 012 6627588

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Hey!

Wai Ho left without telling us. Again.

Monday, July 20, 2009

wheee..

me miss snawd...
me is uberbored..
me needs a long break...
me needs leg to heal fast..
me needs to learn to fly..
me needs to study..
me needs to not be uberlazy..
me needs to keep going..
me needs to be happy..
me needs more time..
me needs to be organized!

Sunday, July 19, 2009

OH WOW

This just in!

Witness the many faces of Denice!




I can't stop laughing.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

New Game

How to play Transformers in a pool.

1. Find a buddy.
2. Get your buddy to carry you around on their shoulders.
3. Yell "I am (insert name of favourite Transformer here)!!!" at the top of your lungs.
4. Whack away at other people claiming to be Transformers. Posers.

It should look a little like this:

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

I know it looks like rubbish. But I am on the lookout for new blogskins, so if you see any, please let me know. This is only temporary, so I don't want to hear a peep from either one of you about how OOGLY the blog looks. So there.

SNAWD IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

FUYOHHH GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

The sport of wushu is both an exhibition and a full-contact sport derived from traditional Chinese martial arts. It was created in the People's Republic of China after 1949, in an attempt to nationalize the practice of traditional Chinese martial arts.[1] Most of the modern competition forms (套路 taolu) were formed from their parent arts (see list below) by government-appointed committee.[1] In contemporary times, wushu has become a truly international sport through the International Wushu Federation (IWUF), which holds the World Wushu Championships every two years; the first World Championships were held in 1991 in Beijing and won by Clark Zhang.[2]

Competitive wushu is composed of two disciplines: taolu (套路; forms) and sanda (散打; sparring)[3] Taolu involve martial art patterns and maneuvers for which competitors are judged and given points according to specific rules. The forms comprise basic movements (stances, kicks, punches, balances, jumps, sweeps and throws) based on aggregate categories traditional Chinese martial art style and can be changed for competitions to highlight one's strengths. Competitive forms have time limits that can range from 1 minute, 20 seconds for the some external styles to over five minutes for internal styles. Modern wushu competitors are increasingly training in aerial techniques such as 540 and 720 degree jumps and kicks to add more difficulty and style to their forms.[4]

Sanda (sometimes called sanshou or Lei Tai) is a modern fighting method and sport influenced by traditional Chinese boxing, Chinese wrestling methods called Shuai Chiao and other Chinese grappling techniques such as Qin Na. It has all the combat aspects of wushu. Sanda appears much like kickboxing or Muay Thai, but includes many more grappling techniques. Sanda fighting competitions are often held alongside taolu or form competitions.

Monday, July 13, 2009

MUET

I feel like such a failure.

I didn't get Band 6 for MUET. I got Band 5.

Gonna retake it.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

the usj 11 thing















USJ11

Went to the USJ11 gathering last night... not so much of the madness that is our gathering, but still quite fun. Then a big big BIG wind came and nearly blew everybody away.

I kid you not. It was like some kind of hurricane was coming.

Random thoughts over the week:

1. Luckily nobody noticed I wore a different sock on each foot during Friday training.

2. Wai Shaun has a six-pack.

3. Kim Guan, also known as Jing Yuen from USJ12 school, also has a six-pack. All the coaches poked it.

4. Wei Yoong is not a fun person to play see-saw with.

5. If you tell small kids to listen to you, chances are, they will not.

Friday, July 10, 2009

BBQ Post--Finally!

Alright, alright, a nice long, good and proper post about the BBQ, okay?

What: The 1st HRB BBQ Gathering
When: 4th July 2009 (O-oh, say can you see....)
Where: Nat's House. Shall not put any more information here for fear of cyber stalkers.
Who: HRB Wushu Club
How: How what how?

Okay. So yours truly and family began preparing the hall at 5.30pm after training, during which no strong people (*cough* you people *coughcough*) turned up to help toss some chairs and tables around. Very many chairs. But still not enough.

First to appear was Wei Yoong, who waved at me like some VIP from his car. -.- Then I introduced my granny to his granny and they stuck together the whole night. According to Wai Ho, if Jia Jun's grandparents came too, they can open mahjong table.

Anyway. People started showing up and I started running everywhere. Boo. Then Julie came and presented a very interesting plan.

Mission of the day: Throw Coach Wee into the pool.

What really happened: We all ambushed him from all sides. Managed to grab him and we actually lifted him off the ground while he hung on for dear life and handphone to the bench. But we tickled him and he let go. =)


See. Even his girlfriend helped. Then we tried to heave him into the pool, but I don't know what kind of lame excuse he gave then Julie and Rocky let go, whereupon he turned around and grabbed Rocky.

With the help of Julie (traitor), he threw Rocky into the pool instead. Rocky, yelling hard and spitting water, clambered out of the pool to take revenge, only to slip and fall, and slide a short distance while waving his arms like an octopus.

Then in the end Coach Wee (whee!) agreed to just jum in himself, for cryin' out loud. So he stripped off his shirt and pants and went running into the pool in his underwear, with his arm around Rocky. Later on he tied the shirt around his waist. Like a caveman.

One by one, everybody got chucked into the water. Even me. -.- Teacher Mighty HRB did not help. He just grabbed a hold of me and handed me over to those monkeys, whereupon they bore me away cannibal-style and tossed me in without so much as a by-your-leave.

By the way, did I mention HRB The Mighty has booked this place for Chinese New Year??

Maybe we'll be banned.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Fun-ness

What: 1st HRB Gathering BBQ 2009
Where: Nat's house. Because it has a pool.
When: 4th July 2009, 7.00pm.
Who: HRB's Wushu Club
How: ...

Mission of the day: Throw Huang Laoshi into the pool.

What really happened: Rocky went flying in.

Huang Laoshi is a caveman!

BIG BIG THANKS TO ALL THE PARENTS WHO CAME AND HELPED OUT!
SNAWD LOVES YOU ALL!

Anyway. You now how Michael Jackson is the Gloved One? Wei Yoong is the Mangkuk One.

I don't know what else to blog about. ARGH.

Hopefully SNAWD will have new members soon.

OPEN POSITION

Those who are interested in blogging on SNAWD may contact Nat to provide their email addresses so they may be invited to this blog.

Requirements:
1. Must see at least one member of SNAWD once a week.
2. Must be in The Mighty HRB's training team.
3. We must like you.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

POt LUcK..

=) we were soaking wet!

suppose to be macho pose.. i think
chicken murderer! haha
jamesbond.. BANG!
ho & amelia
wen+ amelia
we brought forward mooncake festival haha!
aidan
ting and julz
colourful.. hmm
look at the amount of food.. outside still got bbq@.@
grace
Gwen.. cuteness!
Alric & amelia
amelia & yoong
ho & anya
yang lao shi, amelia

luc,ho,dee

yoong,ho,nat,jan

the cute face i think

hrb and jia jun's brothers

action?
peace?
snawd=) one big family... thum thum thum
Huang lao shi and his gf
The ladies 0.0

hhaha i bet nat got blacklisted.. we tore the place down! haha..