Tuesday, March 31, 2009

thank you everyone...
i really appreciate it
Yvonne Strahovski rocks =D

Sunday, March 29, 2009

JAnisse B DAy




SO, janisse bday haha.. madness.. the steamboat part well i didnt attend.. anyway.. these monkeys came to my place around 9pm.. haha Shaun came earlier.. anyway.. you know you guys dont have to ring the bell like a few hundred times?-.- well when the bell rang.. shaun my cous, sis and me ran down.. we were like where 's the cake, lighter!!! haha dat was happening inside.. outside, everybody was whinning to come in.. haha Who was there? Wei yoong, Julie, Hui Ping, Dee, Nat and obviously Janisse.. the loudest of all.. She was all like "Wei!! open the door la, i not getting married la.. you wan give me ang pau is it?" And the lights were all off already due to the fact that it was earth hour.. so tada surprise.. and we sang happy bday yay.. The following.. WATCH the VIDEO=D..Janisse got caked haha! The cake well haha..



anyway.. after that stated preety much everybody got caked.. thx to WEI YOONG!!! It was so messy.. at first it wasnt so bad..Wei yoong only smeared like a little cake on us then he did Huii ping.. fuyoh bad idea haha.. he got caked back.. Hui ping grabbed a plate of cream and smashed it into his face and you know what happened next. When Jannise went to wash up, Julie grabbed a marker pen to giv her her b day present ahaha.. 

You can imagine a lot of screams coming with that.. Haha look at Julie's wet hair.. Everybody got caked so they practically had to wash their hair..  haha oh and cake was everywhere.. Julie cleaned up cake on the magazines haha thx.. Thank goodness nothing broke..

After all that cake.. we went to station 1.. Well the plan at first was to go to a pub.. haha anyway.. so Janisse was in my car.. Julie, Wei yoong, Hui Ping, and Nat was in another.. so when they got there, they stopped by the 100 yen shop to get a present.. lol guess  what.. panties.. lol you bet 3 girls and 1 guy walking in a shop at 10pm to get panties.. haha So WRONG!! So We played pool.. haha anyway.. the interesting parts.. We got onto the stage and sang happy b day for her!! haha.. afterdat.. we made janisse eat banana.. how? Hui ping held a banana between her boobs..=D she was required to eat half the banana without touching it.. lol.. then i held the banana between my tighs.. and Julie had a banana in her mouth lol! Well she had to do it.. if she wanted her present.. lol! After that.. it was present time.. Julie made her blindfold herself.. and we took the panties grabbed her legs and put it on her!!! ahahahha!! Pics to proof!!! It was great fun.. haha i didnt noe we were this crasy..




Friday, March 27, 2009

Influence

We know Hui Ping is memang CRAZY.

She is a bad, bad influence on us.









We should hang out with her more often.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Crasy people

Julie and Janisse you all already noe dey damn gila wan.. did u noe? Hui ping even more wild wei.. Last mon afta training.. Julie stopped at some ramli burger shop den we sat down at the longkang there and eat.. i've seriously never done that before summore in the middle of the night.. den it started to drizzle.. instead of getting into the car we sat in front of some dobi shop on the floor (steps) to finish the burger.. anyway.. Janisse says it is damn normal.. lol

oh yea i wanted to write report..

hypothesis : Hui ping is wild
test to prove
she asked me (in chinese) 'so have you ever went  out so late till u didnt go home till next morn' my answer was like 'no'.. den she was like 'HAR???!!'
den she ask again.. so have you like defied your parents before as in like to do crasy stuff and stuff , and my answer was "no" den she went even louder "HAR???!!!!"
Conclusion : hypothesis accepted.

wild child..^^^

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Community Service Reminder

Please remember to wear white shirt and white pants, or white uniform on Monday 23 March 2009 when you go for training.

Some people are coming to shoot us. But not with guns, hahaha. So not funny.

This community service reminder is brought to you by Nat Corp., owners and founders of Nat's Life.

Hakuna matata

AWWW!! We don't suck.. whats wif all the whining ma.. this blog is getting so depressing.. tsk tsk.. haa.. anyways i fell sick doing my stupid assignment .. but i'm glad dats done=D going for hospital attachment nxt week.. NOOOO!!! missing 1 week's lecture.. i'm gonna die.. anyhoo.. no worries!!

CHEER UP people!!!

It's cool. We all suck.

Everyone is equal. Some more than others.

In the shadow

Denice feels so laosy and useless...
Super noob...
Denice feels like jumping off a high rise building then she does'nt have to face all this...
My road is getting shorter and shorter...
I can almost see the ending of it...
Once this road has ended...Denice does not knw where to head and will be like a wondering ghost that has no destination...
Being lost and stuck...denice is just standing there like a dumb rock not moving at all...

I suck so badly i dont knw where to put my face...

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Name Change & Discoveries

Things I have discovered through wushu:

1. The different phases and corresponding colours of a bruise.
2. Bruises can appear overnight without you knowing where they came from.
3. Never try to catch your sword of you drop it. Results in open wounds.


SNAWD should have a name change. Change to WWG2WAHWS. Where We Go 2 Whine About How We Suck.
janisse is DEAD

Friday, March 20, 2009

AWESOME POSSUM!

NAT GOT HER DRIVING LICENSE BACK!

AWESOMESAUCE.

The roads are not safe anymore.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Don't Know What to Post

I didn't go jogging today. It rained. So I was all of "Aiyaaahhh...no need lah."

Hope Amelia's eye is okay.

Tum de dum.

Today Danny Gokey did very well!

Wheepy!

!@#$$^$^%@#$$@!!!

you know the most freakishly careless person in the world is AMELIA?????AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2nd pendrive of the year.. wth//@#@@$$%$%&#!! 

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Wahliao

OMG. So yesterday Wei Yoong mangkuk boy managed to do 540 turn. Scummy.

His bodoh-bodoh face was priceless.

Anyway. Back to today. Today I went to MPSJ in the pagi-pagi with M&D. And I felt really LAZY after yesterday's training (during which I was visibly pwnd) so I was like "Aaah....nooo"

Then when we got to MPSJ it rained. So I was all "YIPEE!" but when we came home M made me run on the treadmill.

More like DREADMILL.

So Nat went running after all.


Monday, March 16, 2009

LIGHTS OUT!

COME TOGETHER TO FIGHT GLOBAL WARMING.

TUTUP YOUR LAMPU FOR ONE JAM.

8.30PM SATURDAY 28TH MARCH 2009

GO TO WWW.EARTHHOUR.ORG.MY TO VOTE WHICH BUILDING LIGHTS TO SHUT
OFF.

Darn

Damn. Now Nat wants to pierce her ears too. Actually she pierced twice before but it closed because she is too lazy to jaga it properly. Boo.

So recently I sprained my shoulder of ham I mean, shoulder from the base of the neck to the bottom of the shoulder blade. It is killer.

But luckily I took painkillers so now it is okay. Whee!

The problem is that my hands are shaking now because of the drugs.

Also, if I am a real doozy during training later, blame it on the drugs.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Cool


Denice got her ear pierced! Painful but still got it done!
Denice is feeling cool in a lame way...=.=
hahas!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Neh

Meh. Nat wants to go hang out with you people. Will be at MPSJ tomorrow morning.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Grumps

Am very grumpy because somebody (read: small sis) vacuumed the floor so late. And then did not wake me up earlier to mop floor and wash toilet.

If this mood spills over to training I shall be mean to everyone due to grumpy factor. I am maaaaad. Sorry in advance for any meanness I may display.

Luckily holidays starting for me! Will try to go to MPSJ when there is no training. Somebody *cough* Wei Yoong *coughcough* still needs to teach me how to run 100m, 4x100m and 1500m.

Lets go lepak laaaaaa.

Wei Yoong still don't know if he got the place, they will let him know later. Bet he gets it.

Anyway. Exams over! Wheepy!

Aiyaaah. Must go wash toilet now. Lalala.

Amelia. Adam Lambert is confirmed gay. HAHAHA. Eat that.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

ADAM!!!

i change my mind i love adam  more!!!=D hahaha
GO ADAM!!!
go adam go adam all the way.. go adam!!!!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

10/3

Happy bday Andrea.. Julie counted 60 year old
Group B^^
The rest of us

Sunday, March 8, 2009

got r?

did wei yoong got the place?

Bread with egg!!

Denice enjoyed and LOVE her bread with EGG!!
Feel free to make her some anytime...
haha...=)

Taken

"...Finally, she said,
I have been a fool.
We are all fools sometimes.
That makes it no easier when it is your turn to play dunce.
I suppose not. ..."

Taken from Eldest, by Christopher Paolini

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Confessions of A Supern00b

With the knowledge that Teacher Robin actually sometimes reads this blog,
let me be the first to admit that I am actually
deathly afraid of Teacher Robin.


He scares me.

=p

HAha!! i missed the better shot

National team maybe?

Go WEI YOONG!!! =)
All the best for the selection.. 
lalala...

Friday, March 6, 2009

National Junior

BOO!!! Competition will be held in Malaca!! And what makes it worst? its on JUNE 10!!! coach b'day! NOOOooooOOO!!!
Denice is scared she will let coach down...and also very terrified that team B will catch up and by then coach will throw me out of his team...sobs...

Theories and Stories

Okay. It's about time I listed down the theories of Teacher Robin.

1. Chicken & Eagle theory
2. Kuih & Biscuit theory
3. Peanut Butter on Bread theory (only applies to Nat)
4. Kancil Suspension theory (only applies to Nat)
5. How to Do Your Ma Bu a.k.a kuk si theory (only applies to n00bs)
6. Locking Your Body (applies to all who cannot jump)

Okay. There's probably a lot more, but I cannot remember la. You all add la. Then we can make a complete list.

I prefer Murphy's Laws. Have you heard of them?

Murphy's Law states that "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong"

Here are some variants of Murphy's Law.
1. If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then somebody will do it that way
2. Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.
3. If you drop your toast, it will land butter side down.
4. For any given software, the moment you manage to master it, a new version of that software appears on the market.
5. Every command which can be misunderstood, will be misunderstood.


How come all my friends who have met Amelia say she is very quiet????

This is impossible!!

Okay. Exams soon. Who cares??!!??
Must focus.

Oh yeah. Somebody need to teach me how to run for 100m, 4x100m and 1500m. My Rumah Hijau think I am superman. Superwoman. Superhuman. Whatever.

Actually I don't even know how to pass baton. I also have never ever ever run for any of those events. Or any other track and field event, for that matter. Therefore we can say that Ruamh Hijau is in big trouble.

To those going for the selection tomorrow...

Janisse, Wei Yoong, Amelia, Shaun...

I can't make it to watch and give you guys support, but even if I'm not there, my heart goes with all of you. Hope you all do your best and jia you!

Loves, Nat.

the bright side

YAY!!! HOLIDAY FOR AMELIA!!!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Frog...

Ok so once upon a time, in a class full of surgeon wanna-be, we got the chance to cut a frog... YAY... Waited for this day since form 1. So we had to buy a frog. Teacher told us to buy a small and young toad to make life easier for us. However, my highly intelligent friend, bought a big and wrinkled toad. It was BIG and its skin was like old... And he bought 2! Ours was called Dustbin (bought by Justin). The other 1 was sold to a girl who regretted buying it. On that day, many girls screamed except for a few. The eviiill few. Then we proceed to the killing. First step. Soak cotton with chloroform.. then throw the cotton into the cage. Usually it takes a while for the frogs to sleep. However, Dustbin was a strong fellow. After noticing the incoming danger, Dustbin started bouncing in the cage. BOOM... The cover flew off. "Freedom!" Dustbin said. Then Dustbin was shocked to see a big lump of cotton stuffed on his face and dozed off. When he woke up, he was totally TRANSFORMED.

Transformers2: Revenge of the Fallen

Decepticon forces return to Earth on a mission to take Sam Witwicky prisoner, after the young frog learns the truth about the ancient origins of the Transformers which were the frogs. Joining the mission to protect frogkind is Optimus Prime, who forms an alliance with international armies for a second epic battle. Must watch!

Ok back to second step... Seeing that the frog is asleep, we took the chance to pin it down on the torture table. It was quite painful to watch. So my friend did the evil deed.... After we pin the frog down... The dissecting begins. First, get the torture tools ready (scalpel, scissors and gloves). wooooo... It took us 10 minutes just to cut the wrinkled belly skin of the toad. Then, theres another thicker layer of skin. That took us about 15 minutes. Summore the teacher tak hiraukan us. Anyway the frog was Super tough. Jump about once in a while. Blood oooozing everywhere. After opening the skin...Te te te! We saw the awesome stuffs in it. Teacher told us to look for the heart. So we started cutting stuffs out like the intestines. The lungs suddenly started to expand so big... Then it popped.. BOOM.. The school was destroyed (that didnt happen) Teacher poked the lung and it deflated and the school was saved. After searching for some time, we found the tiny heart. Its as big as N's brain ( who is N..Hmmmm ) So we count the number of beats in a minute then we cut it out and count it again. After all the counting, I stuffed the heart back in the frog and it came back to life. Then, my highly intelligent friend brought it home to cook.. Sizzling style... and got chloroform poisoning. Haha... Jk...Dont think he actually cooked it. So if you ever need a proffesional surgeon, just call me.

And thats about all... So whos next to write a long post!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Snawd++

Hey peeps!! 

so this blog havnt been updated since ... a very long while ago (on i mean snawd).. 
so here's to it.. did we tell you?? 
  1. We have juniors!!=D so basically there is a team B now.. i dont know all their names but here goes.. marcus, hou yi, rocky, andrea, ken ray, yi tong, jun huang and okay.. dats the names i know for now.. so basically they train on tues ad thurs i think most of them are doing chang quan.. .. Snawd is growing people!!.. 
  2. We hav a new coach too.. Huang lao shi.. =D 
  3. Janisse is back!! haha and for those who wants to do a body check up or donate blood you guys should contact her=).. and i think if she ever do sales.. she would be really good
  4. Nat is not supernoob.. she's great.. duh didnt u people already noe that?
  5. Denice has a goal!! haha and she passed her Sejarah..
  6. owh yeah almost all of us are teaching.. me and janisse at 12, hui ping and Nat at 13, Wei yoong at his school..Teaching is kinda fun you noe.. Julie is like the admin haha this is loads of fun..
  7. Erm we tried flying last Monday? haha 
  8. Shaun has mad jumps.. Spring boy..
  9. Zhen Xuan hurt himself.. everybody pray for him to get better..
  10. Hui Ping is crasy too!!
  11. Wei yoong's moods are getting more and more frequent.. agreed??? ahaha

haha dats bout it.. Nat will continue right=)!!! 


p/s.. amelia is having holidays next week and OMG!! SPM results... nooooooooooooooooooo the horror!!!! 

Monday, March 2, 2009

Fat

Coach says I'm FAT loud and clear...
Its time to loose weight!!
Do support me!!

Go DENICE, GO GO GO!!!

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Suxxors

Nat is supern00b.

In fact, you could almost say she suxxors.

Too bad she loves the things she is not good at.