Members of SNAWD

Due to popular demand (read: Julie told me to), I shall now describe all the members of SNAWD in greater (or lesser) detail.

Because it's only fair, I shall go in alphabetical order. Which means we start with

AMELIA
Nemo-eyed. Loud. So very, very loud. Laughs a lot. Complains a lot. Wei Yoong's newest partner in crime. Very little is know about Amelia, except that Martians could probably hear her from Mars.

DENICE
Our very own Chun Li! *atoochak!* Is that how you make the sound? Loves to eat. A lot. Better not be eating as she reads this. I know much about Denice. Too bad I can't tell you all.

JANISSE
If Amelia is loud, Janisse is her teacher. Aliens on Pluto could probably hear her. Likes small kids, likes to look at hot guys, seldom agrees with me on whether a certain guy is hot. But I digress. Oldest on SNAWD!

JULIE
Siao cha boh. Really really crazy. Manager to SNAWD and right-hand woman to the Mighty HRB. Other titles include designated driver, car supplier and weird idea woman. Nice hair, though.

SHAUN
Actually if I were to go by surnames, he'd be 2nd. Oh well. Piggy boy. Fatty? Always wants to take our fats, which we'd gladly give him if we could. I don't think he knows how pro he is at taijiquan and taijijian, actually. He pwnz.

WEI YOONG
Mangkuk boy. So pro we all feel like kicking him in the - never mind. When Wei Yoong has moods, watch out! Run away! Nuff said.


How would you describe SNAWD?