Theories and Stories

Okay. It's about time I listed down the theories of Teacher Robin.

1. Chicken & Eagle theory
2. Kuih & Biscuit theory
3. Peanut Butter on Bread theory (only applies to Nat)
4. Kancil Suspension theory (only applies to Nat)
5. How to Do Your Ma Bu a.k.a kuk si theory (only applies to n00bs)
6. Locking Your Body (applies to all who cannot jump)

Okay. There's probably a lot more, but I cannot remember la. You all add la. Then we can make a complete list.

I prefer Murphy's Laws. Have you heard of them?

Murphy's Law states that "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong"

Here are some variants of Murphy's Law.
1. If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then somebody will do it that way
2. Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.
3. If you drop your toast, it will land butter side down.
4. For any given software, the moment you manage to master it, a new version of that software appears on the market.
5. Every command which can be misunderstood, will be misunderstood.


How come all my friends who have met Amelia say she is very quiet????

This is impossible!!

Okay. Exams soon. Who cares??!!??
Must focus.

Oh yeah. Somebody need to teach me how to run for 100m, 4x100m and 1500m. My Rumah Hijau think I am superman. Superwoman. Superhuman. Whatever.

Actually I don't even know how to pass baton. I also have never ever ever run for any of those events. Or any other track and field event, for that matter. Therefore we can say that Ruamh Hijau is in big trouble.

To those going for the selection tomorrow...

Janisse, Wei Yoong, Amelia, Shaun...

I can't make it to watch and give you guys support, but even if I'm not there, my heart goes with all of you. Hope you all do your best and jia you!

Loves, Nat.