The Frog...

Ok so once upon a time, in a class full of surgeon wanna-be, we got the chance to cut a frog... YAY... Waited for this day since form 1. So we had to buy a frog. Teacher told us to buy a small and young toad to make life easier for us. However, my highly intelligent friend, bought a big and wrinkled toad. It was BIG and its skin was like old... And he bought 2! Ours was called Dustbin (bought by Justin). The other 1 was sold to a girl who regretted buying it. On that day, many girls screamed except for a few. The eviiill few. Then we proceed to the killing. First step. Soak cotton with chloroform.. then throw the cotton into the cage. Usually it takes a while for the frogs to sleep. However, Dustbin was a strong fellow. After noticing the incoming danger, Dustbin started bouncing in the cage. BOOM... The cover flew off. "Freedom!" Dustbin said. Then Dustbin was shocked to see a big lump of cotton stuffed on his face and dozed off. When he woke up, he was totally TRANSFORMED.

Transformers2: Revenge of the Fallen

Decepticon forces return to Earth on a mission to take Sam Witwicky prisoner, after the young frog learns the truth about the ancient origins of the Transformers which were the frogs. Joining the mission to protect frogkind is Optimus Prime, who forms an alliance with international armies for a second epic battle. Must watch!

Ok back to second step... Seeing that the frog is asleep, we took the chance to pin it down on the torture table. It was quite painful to watch. So my friend did the evil deed.... After we pin the frog down... The dissecting begins. First, get the torture tools ready (scalpel, scissors and gloves). wooooo... It took us 10 minutes just to cut the wrinkled belly skin of the toad. Then, theres another thicker layer of skin. That took us about 15 minutes. Summore the teacher tak hiraukan us. Anyway the frog was Super tough. Jump about once in a while. Blood oooozing everywhere. After opening the skin...Te te te! We saw the awesome stuffs in it. Teacher told us to look for the heart. So we started cutting stuffs out like the intestines. The lungs suddenly started to expand so big... Then it popped.. BOOM.. The school was destroyed (that didnt happen) Teacher poked the lung and it deflated and the school was saved. After searching for some time, we found the tiny heart. Its as big as N's brain ( who is N..Hmmmm ) So we count the number of beats in a minute then we cut it out and count it again. After all the counting, I stuffed the heart back in the frog and it came back to life. Then, my highly intelligent friend brought it home to cook.. Sizzling style... and got chloroform poisoning. Haha... Jk...Dont think he actually cooked it. So if you ever need a proffesional surgeon, just call me.

And thats about all... So whos next to write a long post!