Saturday, January 24, 2009

Happy New Year!

HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR!

GONG XI FA CAI
XIN NIAN KUAI LE
LOONG MA JING SHEN
WAN SHI RU YI


xxx

I'm so confused. Help me!


Here is a lame joke, as per Sh@un's request.

One day, two men walk into a bar. They order their drinks and sit down to wait. Suddenly they hear a voice out of nowhere saying, "Looking good today, fellas!" They can't find the source, so they ignore it.
A while later, they hear the same voice saying, "Nice pants, old chap! Looking sharp!" They search everywhere for the person praising them only to discover that the bowl of nuts on the table is the one talking.
"Hey," says one of the men to the bartender. "What's up with the nuts? They keep praising us!"
The bartender replies, "They're complimentary."

HAHAHA.

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